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Bardic Inspiration
00:20
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Through good and bad times
until the bitter end.
I've got your back and
I know you've got mine, my friend.
And the next time
when things are looking dim
I know you'll do you best and
overcome challenge.
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2. |
Bardic Inspiration 2
00:13
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It's not a spell it's an ability
(Don't you know! Don't you know!)
And I'll use it to help Grundledore
(Or Flo! Or Flo!)
Don't you know!
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3. |
Cutting Words
00:18
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My words could horrify you
My words will bring on strife
When you set yourself against me
My words will cut like a knife
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4. |
Cure Wounds
00:23
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I know I'm coming over (baby)
I know that you're hurtin' (baby)
You'll make it through (safely)
I'll cure your wounds (greatly)
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5. |
Charm Person
00:16
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Friends stay together
Friends are forever
You and I... we're not friends
You and I...we're just pretend
Charm Personv
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6. |
Dissonant Whispers
00:07
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You want some pain!?
I'll give it to you, mister!
I'm in your head with
some Dissonant Whispers!
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7. |
Vicious Mockery
00:09
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Kids on the school yard couldn't be so mean.
I'm in your head now with that Vicious Mockery.
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8. |
Minor Illusion
00:18
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Something you can see.
Something you cannot touch.
It's a trickery,
But it just fools chumps.
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9. |
Detect Magic
00:13
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You can't see it and that's tragic,
But I can with Detect Magic.
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10. |
Knock
00:23
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I'm knocking at your door.
I'm knocking at your door.
I'm knocking at your door,
so you'd better let me in.
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11. |
Longstrider
00:15
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When the going gets tough,
and you're not that tall,
just cast this spell,
and you'll race 'em all.
Longstrider!
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12. |
Phantasmal Force
00:21
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From the depths of my imagination:
Phantasmal Force
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13. |
Clairvoyance
00:36
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I sing a song when I just can't see
An invisible eye sends an image back to me
I sing a song when I just can't hear
I listen in with my invisible ear
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14. |
Thunderclap 1
00:15
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Electricity's in the air
You can feel the tension everywhere
Sammy Stoneslinger on the attack
Coming after you with a thunderclap
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15. |
Thunderclap 2
00:16
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Can you feel it in the air?
It's electric everywhere
Sammy don't need no baseball bat
Coming after you with a thunderclap
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16. |
Thunderclap 3
00:26
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Cover your ears
You've got to protect your hearing
Sammy Stoneslinger's gonna be loud
Sammy Stoneslinger casts thunderclap
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17. |
Major Image
00:22
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Can't trust your eyes
I'm inside your simple mind
You feel what I fabricate
Major image to manipulate
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18. |
Prestidigitation
00:19
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Magic spark
Extinguished flame
Cleaning Crew
Prestidigitation
Warm Coffee
Add coloration
Magic mark
Prestidigitation
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19. |
Crusader's Mantle
00:42
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Allies Of Light, take up your weapons
and drive evil from this land
(Allies of Light)
In the name of Garl Glittergold
(Allies of Light)
take up the Crusader's Mantle
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20. |
Tiny Servant
00:31
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We all need some help sometimes
It's no surprise
The best kind of help always comes
From the little guys
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21. |
Psionic Blast
00:14
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Psionic Blast
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22. |
Psionic Blast 2
00:18
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Through strength of mind I'll knock you on your ass
Psionic Blast
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23. |
Magic Stone
00:14
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Powerful if slung or thrown
Enchanted Magical Stone
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24. |
Dominate Person
00:34
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Your will is mine to design
Control your mind all the time
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25. |
Freedom of Movement
00:20
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You can't hold me down
nets of snares I'll go around
Slipping past with no incident
When I cast Freedom of Movement
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26. |
Chromatic Orb
00:19
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It's caustic or chilling or charring or crackling or cacophonous contagion pain from my chromatic orb
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27. |
Song of Rest
00:23
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Lay down your head.
Go to sleep.
Song of rest.
Song of rest.
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