Bardic Mystery Tour season six But don't worry, there's nothing that you missed Season five, you see, it just doesn't exist We're just trying to keep the numbers aligned So we skipped right over season five We're back to Dreamlancer and their tricks So we're gonna have to call this season six

Walking down the highway On my own again The only care I got in this world: This song stuck in my head The sun sets down behind me The road looks bleak ahead Weariness seduces me But sleep is for the dead This is the life of a travelling man Eye on the horizon Don’t care where I been Gone by dawn, a new bed each night A lover in each town A promise broken every morn' I'm always trouble bound Left to my devices I repay all my debts Devils in these idle hands So I damn myself instead This is the life of a travelling man Eye on the horizon Six string in my hand When the days are getting darker And the nights are getting colder Trust the one you always trust The devil on your shoulder This is the life of a travelling man Eye on the horizon Don’t care where I’m goin’ When devils come a-knockin’ There’s one thing that I’ve learned These people aren’t my neighbors This town is not my home Walking down the highway With everywhere I been The only time I feel like me I’m on the road again The only time I feel like me I’m on the road again

I wake up in the morning A coffee in my bed Just trying to work myself up Getting right in my head But I have got to tell you The morning's when I'm dead Just thinking about the slog ahead I've got to break away from the chains That bind me to this place This life ain't worth living I'm dying instead With the way that I'm feeling In my head And when the work day’s over I head on home to rest Get hypnotized by tv shows That tell me how to be my best I lay down in the darkness But sleep just won't come fast My mind over and over repeats the past I've got to break away from the chains That bind me to this place This life ain't worth living I'm dying instead With the way that I'm feeling In my head I see all those around me Happy, feeling blessed That life ain't for me, I'm tellin' ya I'm feeling unfulfilled and depressed But this year will be different I'm casting off these chains Making a brand new purpose for my days The devil that haunts my steps Can't keep me bound no more I've banished him to a fiery hell And chained shut the door I broke the chains that held me down That kept me from myself This life is worth living, I am rejoicing instead With the way that I'm feeling in my head With the way that I'm feeling in my head

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When a devil comes to town People always need saved A hand to help out Courageous and brave I'm gonna eliminate the evil And then I'm gonna fuckin revel Cuz I'm gonna kill me a devil I'm gonna swing my sword Chop off it's damn head Take a trophy for my wall get into grateful ladies beds I'm gonna eliminate the evil And then I'm gonna fuckin revel Cuz I'm gonna kill me a devil Time is running out Gotta get to the throne On your marks get set And go!!!! And when the town is saved I'm gonna make it my day Raise an arch to triumph Give the people somewhere to pray I'm gonna eliminate the evil And then I'm gonna fuckin revel Cuz I'm gonna kill me a devil Cuz I'm gonna kill me a devil

Down in the dark where the devils lurk where your soul ain’t worth dirt Company man don't give a damn 'cause you're only worth your work The heavens refuse to foot the bill, so they won’t lend a hand No one dares to give a care except your fellow man First they break your spirit then they break your body next And when you can't work no more, they discard you with the rest A willing body's all they need; they’ll tempt you with a dime When that's destroyed, y’all ain’t got no more future in that mine Shine brightly brother Never rest your head You must be your own savior Workers rest when we’re dead Bright and shiny, bushy tailed with a smile out the door Now get in line and serve your time like your father did before There’s only one prospect for a future in this town Strap on your dimming headlamp, son, and drag your boots on down If the poison gas don’t get you, the black lung surely will, And if those two don’t succeed, the hangin’ slime’s there still If the walls collapse around you, and you’re trapped there for some time The company will write you off, and leave you in that mine. Shine brightly sister Never rest your head You must be your own savior Workers rest when we’re dead Fourteen on. Ten hours off then it's back to the belly of the beast Break your back for your measly share: two coppers from each gold piece Don't let the depths take your mind and claim it for their own You can spend your body in the mines, but bring your soul on home Shine brightly father Never rest your head You must be your own savior Workers rest when we’re dead The surest way to save yer soul is joining fifty strong, You’ll need a plan to take a stand against the boss’ wrongs. You’ll unionize and standardize the safety for your clan and unearth a better future by standing hand in hand Down in the dark where the devils lurk where our souls still have worth Your fellow miners give a damn 'cause we're worth more than our work Nevermind the heavens, we sure don't need their grace, We'll all still band together when we're sleeping in our graves Shine brightly mother Never rest your head You must be your own savior Workers rest when we’re dead Shine brightly cousin Never rest your head You must be your own savior Workers rest when we’re dead

Grab your friends and head on down To the newest show in town You never will believe your eyes A seven foot tall menace with Killer licks, funky beats And breath to melt your face You gotta get up and dance the night away You better be sure to dress the part Fine clothes are what you need Dress to impress, don't make a mess But it's fine if you smell rank Rub elbows with the elite If you can't rub nothing else You gotta dress up and drink the night away Green and tall and mighty was he Tusks and rough, completely filthy Grungo, his name was Grundledore He slayed with Antler Mayhem— What a half orc! I’ve got a scheme to get rich quick But ya gotta wear long sleeves Step right up to the table here And reveal your “lucky” cards Seven aces, twenty jacks Six pips on every die You gotta sit down and play the night away It might be time to spend that gold Can’t let the evening end Fuel on up, and get some grub And make some brand new friends: Prostitutes, rack of lamb, A bathtub full of wine You gotta chow down and soak the night away Green and tall and mighty was he Tusks and rough, completely filthy Grungo, his name was Grundledore He slayed with Antler Mayhem— What a half orc! Grab your friends and head on down To the newest show in town You never will believe your eyes: A seven foot tall menace with Killer licks, funky beats And breath to melt your face You gotta get up and dance the night away Green and tall and mighty was he Tusks and rough, completely filthy Grungo, his name was Grundledore He slayed with Antler Mayhem— What a half orc! Green and tall and mighty was he Tusks and rough, completely filthy Grungo, his name was Grundledore He slayed with Antler Mayhem— What a half orc!

I took the road less traveled by Followed the mountains, searched the sky, Traveled new trails, and left behind The roads oft traveled by I grew up in a little town A snowed in village on an icy mound They whispered worries in my ears And held me back with their smalltown fears But I, I I took the road less traveled by Followed the mountains, searched the sky, Traveled new trails, and left behind The roads oft traveled by Mother told me to follow my dreams Father told me I could be a queen Everyone else told me stay right here Your life with us is free and clear But I, I I took the road less traveled by Followed the mountains, searched the sky, Traveled new trails, and left behind The roads oft traveled by I set out one day on a dusty road Nothing in hand but my hat and coat Looking for a story to collect and share Seeking new friends in the world out there Hoo-ooo And when I left those roads Such things did I see I saw Frogs jumping Devils for days A frozen sunset And snowball frays Mistaken murderers Magical matrixes Musical melodies Animals that speak in a hat Silence entombed in a necklace A flying ship shaped like a duck These things and more I witnessed and saw On the road, on the road less traveled by I'm in a band with my three best friends Traveling the world with my uke in hand Making it big on the Ordinary stage Earning honor and collecting praise Cause I, I I took the road less traveled by Followed the mountains, searched the sky, Traveled new trails, and left behind The roads oft traveled by Everybody I took the road less traveled by Followed the mountains, searched the sky, Traveled new trails, and left behind The roads oft traveled by One more time I took the road less traveled by Followed the mountains, searched the sky, Traveled new trails, and left behind The roads oft traveled by

I know you’re lonely Haunting folks can have that effect We heard you moaning Ya might wanna get that checked Out by a cleric or an alchemist, They may be able to assist you with this… GTFO We don’t want you here no more, GTFO Please, just leave, just Go away from here, Flee this forest, take any old trail The coast is clear Pack yer bags and don’t look back In the sideview mirror You may seem farther than you think you are… GTFO We don’t want you here no more, GTFO Please, just leave, just go

Early this summer, I met a girl at the swimming pool We went to my house for Netflix and Chill on my couch She turned to me, I looked deep into her eyes And then... we made out Making out with my summer girlfriend In the day or definitely in the evening Making out with my summer girlfriend In the night, she dreams about me when she's sleeping And now it's time to head back to school and teachers It's time to drop that girl, the summer is over Good gawd it's nearly almost time for football But just one more make out Making out with my summer girlfriend In the day or definitely in the evening Making out with my summer girlfriend In the night, she dreams about me when she's sleeping But next summer, I'll be hitting up the pool again The roller rink, the local diner, maybe a church I gotta find myself another summer girlfriend And maybe we'll do more than make out Making out with my summer girlfriend In the day or definitely in the evening Making out with my summer girlfriend In the night, she dreams about me when she's sleeping Making out with my summer girlfriend In the day or definitely in the evening Making out with my summer girlfriend In the night, she dreams about me when she's sleeping Making out with my summer girlfriend Making out with my summer girlfriend Making out with my summer girlfriend Making out with my summer girlfriend

We are the cult of the beautiful blood, Welcome to our home Enter our temple, Let your dreams unfold Here at the cult of the beautiful blood, Ya know we don’t want much Just your love and sacrifice, Your devil worship So tonight we remember All the times we spent together And tonight we will surrender To rejoice in the embers In this Hell on earth Under the glow of the beautiful blood Place your hand in mine Follow me to the altar where Your earthly worries die Come and offer up your beautiful blood Bind your heart to us Join together for our cause And raise the Deviless The destiny of our beautiful blood Culminates tonight the prudes and the didactic cower as we revel in our lust Oh beautiful blood oh beautiful blood Consumed and made us whole A new, transformed material plane Crafted for her rule

all queued up and waiting here, but i just can’t see a point. a trudging, a shuffle, toward a vast emptiness— misty and blurred, hazy and greyed. objects and memories drift out of view, out of reach, they are gone. all queued up and waiting here, but i just can’t see a point. forward, forward, heaving on through thick haze— a shifting maze of velvety ropes, of previous paths, forcing order. when left behind loved ones shift out of view, out of touch, they are gone. everything’s vanished into the mist. feeling adrift, can’t get a grip. everything’s vanished into the mist. feeling adrift, can’t get a grip. all queued up and waiting here, but i just can’t see a point. a splaying of pathways leading out like a web, twisting and riven, with murky dead ends. all queued up and waiting here, but i just can’t see a point. time is elusive— it’s swift then it’s slow, so lunge for the moments before they all go. everything’s vanished into the mist. feeling adrift, can’t get a grip. everything’s vanished into the mist. feeling adrift, can’t get a grip.