Spell Songs by Flo

by Flo Calhoun

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This album contains the spell songs of Flo Calhoun for the Bardic Mystery Tour podcast. It will grow as Flo learns and uses more spells, so keep checking back!

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released May 27, 2018

lyrics & music by emi eisenfeld

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Track Name: Bardic Inspiration
I'm a bard!
Won't you sit by my fire?
I'm a bard!
Let me pull out my lyre
I'm a bard!
and I'll surely inspire you!
Track Name: Cutting Words
With my tongue sharp as a dart
I'm sure you'll fall apart.
I'll use my wit to cut you down,
and watch you hit the ground.
Track Name: Charm Person
Will you be my friend?
You must roll the die,
and we'll find out then.
Track Name: Dissonant Whispers
You should've named your band PAN-tera.
Track Name: Healing Word
There are some words that I must tell...
and as long as you can hear my spell
it'll help you to feel well...
Get better!
Track Name: Cure Wounds
I'm clackin' on my leg with my two wooden spoons.
I lay my hands on you, and I cure your wounds.
Track Name: Bane
I unsheathe my pointed dagger—
I prick myself and bleed.
I'm the bane of your existence—
You're now worse at hitting me!
Track Name: Cloud of Daggers
I have a sliver of glass,
And this spell that I cast
Surrounds you
(Or a point that I choose)
With daggers—
Spinning daggers—
Knife safety's through for you!
Track Name: Message
Got a message for you,
And it's headed to your brain.
You're not insane.
It's just a message.
Track Name: Mending
If it's just a tiny tear from misuse or a regular bear,
I can fix it good as new so your dad'll be proud of you.
Track Name: Invisibility
We need some answers,
and we need to get inside.
Invisibility—
just a spell to help me hide.
Track Name: Mage Hand
Five finger discounts;
Extra high-fives all around;
Tappin' Grungo on his shoulder
while I am nowhere.
—Mage Hand—
Track Name: Tongues
I've got this miniature Tower of Babel
and it'll help us to dip and to dabble
in deep or in shallow conversation.
Track Name: Call Lightning
If you come across a menacing beast
When you're heading North, South, West, or East...
Call 1-800-THUNDER ((Kapow))
Track Name: Fire Bolt
When you learn a new spell to build a zero match fire,
...but you find out it's a weapon from the town crier
Track Name: Dimension Door
I wanna ride
I wanna ride
I wanna ride that dinosaur
What do you think...
What else do you think...
What else do you think that door could be for?
Track Name: Speak with Plants
Hey, bud!
How's it hangin'?
I'll leaf you alone in a second—
after I get to the root of my question.
Track Name: Thunderwave
All it’ll take
is a wave of my hands
and this thunderous force
will be too much to stand
Track Name: Song of Rest
I was writing a song of rest and then I fell asleep.
Each time that I sit down to write this song I fall asleep,
and I swear that this is the last time
and I won't fall asleep.