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Bardic Inspiration
00:14
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I'm a bard!
Won't you sit by my fire?
I'm a bard!
Let me pull out my lyre
I'm a bard!
and I'll surely inspire you!
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2. |
Cutting Words
00:17
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With my tongue sharp as a dart
I'm sure you'll fall apart.
I'll use my wit to cut you down,
and watch you hit the ground.
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3. |
Charm Person
00:17
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Will you be my friend?
You must roll the die,
and we'll find out then.
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4. |
Dissonant Whispers
00:10
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You should've named your band PAN-tera.
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5. |
Healing Word
00:17
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There are some words that I must tell...
and as long as you can hear my spell
it'll help you to feel well...
Get better!
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6. |
Cure Wounds
00:10
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I'm clackin' on my leg with my two wooden spoons.
I lay my hands on you, and I cure your wounds.
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7. |
Bane
00:12
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I unsheathe my pointed dagger—
I prick myself and bleed.
I'm the bane of your existence—
You're now worse at hitting me!
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8. |
Cloud of Daggers
00:28
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I have a sliver of glass,
And this spell that I cast
Surrounds you
(Or a point that I choose)
With daggers—
Spinning daggers—
Knife safety's through for you!
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9. |
Message
00:13
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Got a message for you,
And it's headed to your brain.
You're not insane.
It's just a message.
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10. |
Mending
00:16
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If it's just a tiny tear from misuse or a regular bear,
I can fix it good as new so your dad'll be proud of you.
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11. |
Invisibility
00:15
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We need some answers,
and we need to get inside.
Invisibility—
just a spell to help me hide.
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12. |
Mage Hand
00:19
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Five finger discounts;
Extra high-fives all around;
Tappin' Grungo on his shoulder
while I am nowhere.
—Mage Hand—
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13. |
Tongues
00:16
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I've got this miniature Tower of Babel
and it'll help us to dip and to dabble
in deep or in shallow conversation.
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14. |
Call Lightning
00:18
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If you come across a menacing beast
When you're heading North, South, West, or East...
Call 1-800-THUNDER ((Kapow))
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15. |
Fire Bolt
00:08
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When you learn a new spell to build a zero match fire,
...but you find out it's a weapon from the town crier
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16. |
Dimension Door
00:22
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I wanna ride
I wanna ride
I wanna ride that dinosaur
What do you think...
What else do you think...
What else do you think that door could be for?
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17. |
Speak with Plants
00:19
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Hey, bud!
How's it hangin'?
I'll leaf you alone in a second—
after I get to the root of my question.
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18. |
Thunderwave
00:28
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All it’ll take
is a wave of my hands
and this thunderous force
will be too much to stand
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19. |
Mislead
00:16
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Now you see me, now you don't!
In my position an illusory clone.
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20. |
Alter Self
00:32
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I need to getaway from myself
and really just become someone else.
for looks, or skills, or maybe just the thrill—
I need to get away from myself.
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21. |
Mass Cure Wounds
00:25
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They've got bumps,
They're bruised,
They're black and blue.
I've got good news
I choose, to cure you.
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22. |
Lightning Arrow
00:22
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I wish I had a crossbow
so I could send out lightning bolts.
Watch out for this arrow
'cause it packs a billion volts!
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23. |
Summon Strings
00:22
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Solo means something else
When they strip you of your instruments
Summon strings…
From within…
Let them sing!
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24. |
Song of Rest
00:26
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I was writing a song of rest and then I fell asleep.
Each time that I sit down to write this song I fall asleep,
and I swear that this is the last time
and I won't fall asleep.
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We're a band of bards solving mysteries when we're out on tour. We promise that you won't get bored. It's the Bardic Mystery Tour! (Liveplay 5e DnD Podcast.)
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