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Bardic Inspiration
00:26
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Hey you, you're pretty cool
And I think the world of you
So let's take a drink and give it a think
This time your aim should be true
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2. |
Dissonant Whispers
00:17
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I am rubber, you are glue.
Everything you say bounces off me
And sticks to you.
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Prestidigitation
00:37
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Prestidigi—
Prestidigitation
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4. |
Cloud of Daggers
00:23
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The chill of steel
An icy breath
Daggers around your head
Slashing at your neck
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5. |
Cutting Words
00:21
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My words are poison
Leaching into your soil
You can't resist them
No matter how you toil
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6. |
Cure Wounds
00:31
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You've got a grizzly cut there
It's laying your bone quite bare
But if you come over here
I'll cure all your wounds don't you fear
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7. |
Shatter
00:34
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When I get really worked up, I make quite a clatter
Stomping and raging about until we resolve the matter
But when we reach the point of no return
I'll end the argument definitively with a shatter
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8. |
Unseen Servant
00:38
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Wherever I go, nobody can see me
I flit from here to there on the breeze
Just as sneaky as a fox can be
I'm a servant of the unseen variety
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9. |
Minor Illusion
00:38
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What is this thing I am holding in my hand
A shadow or a hunting cap
A peacock or a treasure map
Whatever you might see it's just not true
It's a minor illusion I made for you
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10. |
Unearthly Chorus
00:38
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Seeping out from all around
I hear an unearthly sound
A heavenly choir, a devilish band
The chorus sweeps you away like the wind sweeps sand
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11. |
Polymorph
00:21
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The old fairy queen
she turned him into a tree
A slightly different change
I will give to thee
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12. |
Summon Fey Spirit
00:33
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Fey spirit
Fey spirit
Fey spirit come
Be you fuming
Or mirthful
Maybe tricksy
Come to me
And destroy my enemies
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13. |
Magic Missile
00:24
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Magic Missiles
They'll cut right through
Pew Pew Pew
Comin' after you
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14. |
Magic Missile v2
00:16
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I've got my magic missile ace
It's gonna hit you in the face
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15. |
Gaes
00:19
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You will do what I say
Or else you will surely pay
When I see you in the flesh
Watch out! I'm casting gaes
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16. |
Mirror Image
00:15
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Where the once was one
There now are four
Striking together
Keeping me unhurt
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17. |
Detect Thoughts
00:24
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What are you thinking in your head
Are you contemplating what I just said
I'm learning lots
Detecting thoughts
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18. |
Tongues
00:36
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Parlez-vous français ?
Sprechen Sie Deutsch?
¿Habla español?
Do you speak Inganalian?
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19. |
Acid Splash
00:27
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Froth and bubble
sputter and spew
Acid splash
Upon you
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20. |
Dissonant Whispers 2
00:27
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A sense of dread
A shudder running down your back
You really don't wanna be here no more
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21. |
Mass Suggestion
00:35
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Welcome to my table fine
Rest a while; drink some wine
Let down your guard and settle in
As I cast a mass suggestion
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22. |
Enemies Abound
00:27
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Enemies are all around us
Waiting in the dark to strike
Make the first move
Win the fight
You can't let you enemies get ahead
Attack them first
Kill them dead
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23. |
Song of Rest
00:46
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Sleep my child and rest with me
Come lay beneath the willow tree
Lay your head upon my lap
and we shall take a little nap
And when you wake
we two shall go
upon a merry adventure. so...
sleep for now; dream of me
beneath the flowing willow tree
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24. |
Song of Rest 2
00:47
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We've spent all day wandering
Putting our strength to the test
Our paths have reached their end
Out bodies are ready for rest
Go to sleep Go to sleep
We will do today again
I will see you in the morning light
Go to sleep Go to sleep
Lay your head down on my lap
Let dreams carry you away into the night
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Bardic Mystery Tour Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
We're a band of bards solving mysteries when we're out on tour. We promise that you won't get bored. It's the Bardic Mystery Tour! (Liveplay 5e DnD Podcast.)
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