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Are Euphreta Frogs?

from From Chelsea by Bardic Mystery Tour

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Watch out in the alley
Down by the old storm doors
There’s a pack of blink dogs
Blinkin’ on all fours


They’re barkin’ up a ruckus
Howlin’ all night long
Keepin’ up the neighbors
With their nasty songs

Cuz they know somethin’ we don’t
And they are terrified
We probably should be too,
But we have yet to die

(They say) “Don’t go in the basement,
There’s malice in the air
Horrifying nightmares
Wall to wall downstairs”

(We go in and see) giant wolves and beetles
Reanimated guts…
Look out where you’re steppin’
They might eat one of us

In the corner sits a creature,
A giant, warty toad
(He can) use his sticky tongue
To swallow a whole, entire gnome!

“This stomach’s suffocating
I’m trying to get out
My jerk friends keep on laughing
Ignoring all my shouts

...Now if you think that’s scary
Don’t go in the woods
There’s something killing pegasi
Leaving nasty, gruesome wounds

With two spiky tentacles
Six eviscerating claws
Hair as dark as midnight
And drooly gnarly maws

You never really can
Discern precise location
Of this monster due
To magic obfuscation

Your shimmer is a sham
We’re onto your position
Thanks to Tasha’s laughter
You’re just a toothless kitten

You don’t know how to prowl
And you don’t know how to creep
You don’t know how to pounce
You’re done, Displacer Beast
You’re done, Displacer Beast

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from From Chelsea, released September 1, 2019

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We're a band of bards solving mysteries when we're out on tour. We promise that you won't get bored. It's the Bardic Mystery Tour! (Liveplay 5e DnD Podcast.)

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