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Attack of the Slaadi!

from Seasides & B​-​Sides by Bardic Mystery Tour

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lyrics

Demon frogs from another dimension
We’ve come for a Slaadi expansion
Demon frogs from another dimension
We need bodies for the Slaadi collective

We come from the plane of limbo
where mayhem and chaos reign.
Spawning Stone in a golden castle
guarded by an amoebic brain.

We came through a planar portal
on a quest to expand our race.
Marching in with hoards of soldiers
to attack and assimilate! Assimilate! Assimilate!

Demon frogs from another dimension
We’ve come for a Slaadi expansion
Demon frogs from another dimension
We need bodies for the Slaadi collective

You’ll never know if we’ve infiltrated—
We change form to make disguises.
We’re not frogs, we’re aberrations,
and we come in many hues and sizes.

Don’t listen to conspiracy theorists—
there’s no gem inside my brain!
If you take it, you can’t control me,
and I’ll get you with the chaos phage! Chaos phage! Chaos phage!

Demon frogs from another dimension
We’ve come for a Slaadi expansion
Demon frogs from another dimension
We need bodies for the Slaadi collective

Planting eggs with a slash of a claw—
Our brothers have the reddest skin.
Eat your heart out (after growing inside you).
But who says you shouldn’t hate your kin.

We prefer to use viral warfare;
We like it better that way.
You’ll get the phage if you don’t pay attention,
And you’ll have to Wish it away. Wish it away. Wish it away.

Green! Slaad! Casting spells!
Grey! Slaad! Casting spells as well!
Death! Comes to us all! When you’re at the top, you’re primed to fall.

Demon frogs from another dimension
We’ve come for a Slaadi expansion
Demon frogs from another dimension
Shut up and pay attention!

Demon frogs from another dimension
We’ve come for a Slaadi expansion
Demon frogs from another dimension
We need bodies! We need bodies!

Demon frogs from another dimension
Demon frogs from another dimension
Demon frogs from another dimension
Demon frogs from another dimension

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from Seasides & B​-​Sides, released June 17, 2019
written and recorded by Brayton Batson
back up vox by edd and emi

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We're a band of bards solving mysteries when we're out on tour. We promise that you won't get bored. It's the Bardic Mystery Tour! (Liveplay 5e DnD Podcast.)

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