This is a bard song!
So you should sing along
So fill your mugs and tankards to the brim
you’ll be the choir
that we'll inspire
Cause singing songs is how we always win.

So there's this general conception of how to form a team
A warrior, a wizard, a cleric, and a thief
To me that just sounds boring or trite maybe cliche
Try spicing up your crew by signing on a bard today!

We can fight and we can cast we can heal and we can sneak
With utility to boot we can make you feel complete
But the most critical way that we'll help your situation
Is the benefit you get from our Bardic inspiration!

This is a bard song!
So you should sing along
So fill your mugs and tankards to the brim
you’ll be the choir
that we'll inspire
Cause singing songs is how we always win.

Sure I've got charisma but that’s miserably banal
It's moxie and chutzpah and a je ne c'est quoi
I'm not some tired trope roped into seduction
With prestidigition I'm a full blown production

I give the party a heart, I give the group a soul
I keep the band together while you call me a fool
I’ll keep us all warm by summoning a fire
I’ll give us more hit points by playing (on my) my lyre………..


Let’s take a short rest from our bardic instrumentation
We’ve got cutting and soothing words on our mantle of inspiration
We’re all tumbling fools, and we’ll enthrall you with our performances
We’ll flourish psychic blades and universally speak of romances
A note about potential when you’re a jack of every trade
Terrifying words are how all enemies are maaaaaaaaade!

This is a bard song!
So you should sing along
So fill your mugs and tankards to the brim
you’ll be the choir
that we'll inspire
Cause singing songs is how we always win.

I might have been useless in previous editions
But since they printed fifth I’m a worthwhile decision
Your friends are acting jealous if they say I’m overpowered
Say it to my face or you’re a yellow-bellied coward

We’re the bards from camp kookamunga
Our DM sent us here for to solve a mystery
Singing our songs just to keep the band together
Thank you all for listnen it’s a mighty courtesy

This is a bard song!
So you should sing along
So fill your mugs and tankards to the brim
you’ll be the choir
that we'll inspire
Cause singing songs is how we always win.