This song is a shout out to our old school punk rock roots.
lyrics
When you sneak into a room with a giant monster
The barbarian wants to go head to head
The cleric rolls his eyes. The wizard cries
“you must be brain-dead”.
Brain-Dead Brain-Dead
What has a break and tenticles
and it hovers above your head
Sneak attack, fireball!
"now you're brain dead"
It's got no beak or tentacles
Did you hear a word I said?
Can't you tell, it's not a grell?
"you must be brain dead"
Down in the caves of the underdark
Where only brave folk tread
Gigantic, psionic, malicious brain
"you must be brain dead"
Split up the crew.
Drink all the booze.
Ignore all the clues.
Fight everything that moves.
credits
from Illithid Content,
released December 27, 2019
Written, performed, and recorded by Bardic Mystery Tour
We're a band of bards solving mysteries when we're out on tour. We promise that you won't get bored. It's the Bardic Mystery Tour! (Liveplay 5e DnD Podcast.)
