Dodecahedrons

from Road to Fame by Bardic Mystery Tour

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I’ve got a box of math rocks
I like to count them 1 2 3 4 5!

I roll each one for a reason:
Some to fill me up with points of life!

Sometimes I roll them for damage
Sometimes I roll them to see if I’ll survive!

Every die has its purpose—
Wait, what the hell is the one that has twelve sides?

Dodecahedrons:
So many sides!
Dodecahedrons:
Who even needs 'em?
I don't know why.

I don’t use a great axe
and I don’t go into berserker rage!

I’m not a landshark,
and I never cast a poison spray!

I don’t animate objects—
I’m not even a transmutation mage!

Don’t have a Wand of Orcus
I’ll just give this resin trash away.

Dodecahedrons:
So many sides!
Dodecahedrons:
Who even needs 'em?
I don't know why.

So you don’t like your math rocks?
Well, get ready for a party wipe

Pass down your d12s
For the damage from the Tarrasque bite

Dodecahedrons:
So many sides!
Dodecahedrons:
Your DM might need them...
I don't know why.

Dodecahedrons:
So many sides!
Dodecahedrons:
Who even needs 'em?
I don't know why.

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from Road to Fame, released May 25, 2020

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We're a band of bards solving mysteries when we're out on tour. We promise that you won't get bored. It's the Bardic Mystery Tour! (Liveplay 5e DnD Podcast.)

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