You got a problem?
Gnolls, and bugbears, and a horde of goblins
Grab a scroll of sending and
call Antlem Meyhem 'cause you know we'll stop 'em
You got a criminal shut down your place?
When the show's on the line, Antler Mayhem's on the case.
We're always trying tying up loose ends
We'll get your venue opened up again
They can't elude us for nothing 'cause
we're gonna turn this case around
If you're guilty, don't you try to run
'cause Antler Mayhem's the smartest band in town
We're a band of bards solving mysteries when we're out on tour. We promise that you won't get bored. It's the Bardic Mystery Tour! (Liveplay 5e DnD Podcast.)
