Grundledore is a true romantic. This song that he wrote is proof.
lyrics
Oooh Halfling girl.
Oooh Halfling girl.
You smell so sweet
with that hair on your feet.
You smell so sweet.
Check out my groovy beat.
Oooh Halfling girl.
Oooh Halfling girl.
Serve me another drink.
Take me to the brink.
Serve me another drink
so I no longer think.
Oh, Elle!
How could you love a beast
like me?
I'm just so ugly.
Gnarly old buck tusks.
Pheromone orc musk.
Heart that is an empty husk.
How could it work for us?
Oh, Elle!
How could you love a beast
like me?
I'm always hungry.
Get me some soup, miss.
I'm hungrier than Tantalus.
Can I get a drink, please?
I'm down on my knobby knees.
credits
from From Chelsea,
released September 1, 2019
Emi sings it. Brayton and Victron did all that good music. Edd's always there helping out. Lyrics by Bardic Mystery Tour.
We're a band of bards solving mysteries when we're out on tour. We promise that you won't get bored. It's the Bardic Mystery Tour! (Liveplay 5e DnD Podcast.)
