Well, the grill's warmed up and the beers are cold,
I’ve been waitin’ all year for this Magebowl!
Flying around with no brooms in sight—
I'm so excited for Sunday night!

Paid my bills now let's have a little fun,
Sittin’ back and watchin’ prestidigitations!
Telekinesis and levitation—
Let's see how fast that mage can run!

Mage baa-all,
Comin’ atcha this summer and fall!
Mage baa-all,
Let’s watch 'em hoop some skulls!
Mage baa-all,
Fans for the long-haul
Mage baa-all,
It’s the best sport of them all!

The draw for me is the wagonside food,
Get yer guts greased up to get in the mood
Some deep fried corn and some pig on a stick
Just make it back to see the opening Flick

Fill yer canteen up, get yer horse in a stall...
And don’t forget to swing yer terrible towel!
It’s a spectator sport and if you know your magic
You can cast interference if you’re super slick

Mage baa-all,
Comin’ atcha this summer and fall!
Mage baa-all,
Let’s watch 'em hoop some skulls!
Mage baa-all,
Fans for the long-haul
Mage baa-all,
It’s the best sport of them all!

I've been driving this cart all Cat damn day I just
Wanna sit back and watch my favorite team play
Working all day, and giving my all
Extraplanar Lords, can I see some Mageball?!

I’ve never been one to enjoy the game,
But when a fight breaks out, the crowd goes insane
No broken teeth means the game’s too tame,
No blood, no gore—Oh what a shame!

Mage baa-all,
Comin’ atcha this summer and fall!
Mage baa-all,
Let’s watch 'em hoop some skulls!
Mage baa-all,
Fans for the long-haul
Mage baa-all,
It’s the best sport of them all!

We’re not like those Chesney fans,
We clean up the trash from beside our vans
If there's no Glitterdust I can't see a Mage Hand
So I'm just here to see the halftime band.

I never really was no good at math
But four out of seven doesn’t sound like half
I came for the tunes and the friends in the crowd
But it ain't really half time if there ain't no death round!

Mage baa-all,
Comin’ atcha this summer and fall!
Mage baa-all,
Let’s watch 'em hoop some skulls!
Mage baa-all,
Fans for the long-haul
Mage baa-all,
It’s the best sport of them all!
Mage baa-all,
Everybody sing it, come on, y’all!
Mage baa-all,
You can run or walk or crawl!
Mage baa-all,
Wave yer scarf or yer fav’rit shawl!
Mage baa-all,
It’s the best sport of them all!
Mage baa-all,
Sing along if yer tall or small!
Mage baa-all,
Bring yer warlock and all their thralls!
Mage baa-all,
C’mon, Ref, that’s a bogus call!
Mage baa-all,
It’s the best sport of them all!

The best sport of them all.