We’ve all had enough
Life on the road is tough
Cold nights in the van
Again and again
And we’re all tired of that stuff

Our fate was about to change
Playing this town with wagon names
Wide ones and tall
We were gonna play ‘em all
But we just need a place to stay

One… Huge… City…
For a band trying to make a penny
One… Huge… City…
For some bards tryin’ to solve a mystery

There’s a hotel so close
Although it’s got covered windows
We head on inside
To stay for the night
But the door back out is broke

Long story short: we got out
But so did this bloodsucking gal
The mayor blamed us
The tour is a bust
Antler Mayhem’s a band of outlaws

One… Huge… City…
With a mayor who's awfully petty
One… Huge… City…
For some bards tryin’ to solve a mystery

Only a few days have passed
The mayor was still on our backs
We saved Rock and Roll
And now Grungo is old
But we’ve gotta get our tour back on track

We let ourselves out of our cell
Well, the storm let us out as well
It was a hassle
But we got into that castle
And sent that dragon back to hell

One… Huge… City…
With a castle for an ancient family
One… Huge… City…
For some bards tryin’ to solve a mystery

There’s no time right now to rest,
We gotta save dirk from Gusgex
Dominate a Thri-Kreen
Get him onto the team
Send him to fight the undead

I don’t remember much of this melee
But Antler Mayhem saved the day
Lady Vaya ain’t shit
Sammy’s blew her to bits
The best bard of the bunch as they say

One… Huge… City…
For a band trying to make a penny
One… Huge… City…
For some bards tryin’ to solve a mystery