To whom it may concern
I write this letter
My heir was kidnapped in the night
So I’m offering treasure

Endless gold and gems
And spices from afar
Bring my daughter back
Signed, King Ordinar

Sail over the ocean
And wade through the haunted swamp
Cross the burning desert
And climb the mountain top

There you will find a mage
A wizard of greatest power
Smite that villain down
And Retrieve my kidnapped daughter

So we chartered a craft
My party and I
And set off in the night
Under a dark and stormy sky

We sailed over the ocean
And waded through the haunted swamp
We crossed the burning desert
And climbed to the mountain top

Raise your glass To Glory and Honor
Raise your glass To Riches and Wealth
Fortune and favor, Wisdom and health
Raise your glass

When we reached that tower
Weapons in hand. Crossbows ready.
Poised to make the breach
Our resolve was holding steady

Onto a balcony
Stepped a shadowy, robed figure
So I pointed my gleaming sword
And narrated this lecture

We’ve sailed over the ocean
And waded through the haunted swamp
We’ve crossed the burning desert
And climbed to this mountain top

Stepping into the light
revealing its identity
The daughter of the king cried out
You’ve all been deceived

beguiled by an evil ruse
My father is long since dead
And his murd’rous wife
sits on his throne instead

So climb down this mountain
And cross that blasted desert
traverse the haunted swamp
There never was a treasure

Raise your glass To Glory and Honor
Raise your glass To Riches and Wealth
Fortune and fa-vor, Wisdom and health
Raise your glass

We won’t leave empty handed
We’ll come to get our treasure
Don’t cross us, phoney Queen
Your death would be our pleasure!

So we’re gonna climb down this mountain
And march along the craggy gorge
To the capital castle
Through that imposter’s door

Raise your glass To Glory and Honor
Raise your glass To Riches and Wealth
Fortune and favor, Wisdom and health
Raise your glass

Raise your glass To Glory and Honor
Raise your glass To Riches and Wealth
Fortune and favor, Wisdom and health
Raise your glass