We all make mistakes;
It's the curse of the craft
When you're writing off the cuff
Then your writing's not all that.
You've gotta move on,
Your mistakes are coming back
Like a boomerang that's taped to a spring-loaded asp
Retroactive continuity:
Changing story lines retroactively!
Retroactive continuity:
Sometimes it's a necessity!
You're describing a scene
with a thousand words
It's like a picture
but in the minds of nerds
You've got your big brush out
and you're painting too fast
You're saying AquanNaughts instead of AquanBats
Retroactive continuity:
Changing story lines retroactively!
Retroactive continuity:
Sometimes it's a necessity!
Did we rip a hole in the fabric of time? (retcon)
Did you trick us when we thought you had died? (retcon)
Did we just meet today or have you been here all along? (retcon)
The script says it's a dream, but that just feels wrong... RETCONNNN!
Retroactive continuity:
Changing story lines retroactively!
Retroactive continuity:
Sometimes it's a necessity!
credits
from Seasides & B-Sides,
released June 17, 2019
this song was written by brayton & emi
We're a band of bards solving mysteries when we're out on tour. We promise that you won't get bored. It's the Bardic Mystery Tour! (Liveplay 5e DnD Podcast.)
