Wandering through the plains of B’Rudé
in search of the town's lost gatekeeper
we stumbled upon an imposing shrub feature
guarded by a swarthy red brute
A menacing beast wielding dual blades of bloodshed
two horns and a cliched snout piercing
we wave for distraction and magically charm him
and then we get ready to loot
Round and round we walk
into his maze
Always turning left
that's the right way
A spiraling path that leads to a treasure
the minotaur's most prized possessions
and as we grow closer we imagine his riches
a mountain of gold... maybe two
Round and round we walk
into his maze
Always turning left
that's the right way
On and on we trudge
bushes for days
curving in we search
hoping for Rolf
and maybe some treasure
We find he's a kind-hearted creature
a sentimental foe
his teddy-bull, his drawing, and his guardian tree
We each shed a tear and go
credits
from From Chelsea,
released September 1, 2019
Bardic Mystery Tour did this one. Emily wrote the words, sang, and played the cello. Edd sang and played the bass. Brayton played the uke.
We're a band of bards solving mysteries when we're out on tour. We promise that you won't get bored. It's the Bardic Mystery Tour! (Liveplay 5e DnD Podcast.)
