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Mall Punk Umber Hunk

from From Chelsea by Bardic Mystery Tour

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You came into my life like a sundered boulder
I can’t wait to marry you when we get older
I’m so attracted and I don’t know why
I fell in love when I looked into your eyes.

I look into your eyes you make me go crazy
My gut’s a-flutter and my mind is hazy
I know our love is no illusion
It’s meta-magical confusion

<chorus>
I’m gonna stay here with you
‘Cause it’s all want to do ooo-ooo
I want to roam around for you ooo-ooo
It’s all I wanna do
</chorus>

A muscley man that’s emotionally raw
A manly man with a mandible jaw
Your furry arms can squeeze me to bits
I want to snuggle with your carapace

All my friends say I’m just confused
My favored enemy type is ooze
But I think that I know better
I got a bug man with a full time sweater

<chorus>

You’re so incredible, but you’re not green
You’re still strong when you’re not mean
Don’t understand you when you talk
You’re not Hogan, you’re my umber hulk


Stay here with you
is all I want to do ooo-ooo
I want to roam around for you ooo-ooo
It’s all I wanna do
So I say so long to my so called friends

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from From Chelsea, released September 1, 2019
Written on the way to MAGfest 2019 by Brayton and -edd and Bardic Mystery Tour

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We're a band of bards solving mysteries when we're out on tour. We promise that you won't get bored. It's the Bardic Mystery Tour! (Liveplay 5e DnD Podcast.)

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