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You Wanna Play Some D&D?

from From Chelsea by Bardic Mystery Tour

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You want to play some D&D?
Go grab your dice and come with me!
We’ll roll a gnome and then we’ll know
how tiny bards are smart but slow
They...cast...illusions. Ba ba-da-ba

You want to play some D&D?
First, fill your mug and have some tea!
We’ll roll an elf and then we’ll find
how woodland bards are truly kind
They’re... wise... and graceful. Ba ba-da-ba

You want to play some D&D?
We found the Dungeon Master’s Guide at the library
We’ll roll a half-orc and then we’ll see
how sneaky bards acquire things for free.
They’re... tough... as nails. Ba ba-da-ba

D is for displacer beast
E is for that ettin
A is for an aboleth
D 'cause they’re all dead (WE KILLED THEM)

D’s for drow or dragon
E is for an elemental,
A is for that armoire mimic
D 'cause they’re all dead (WE KILLED THEM)

Still want to play some D&D?
Just call a friend (but really three!).
We’ll roll a party and we’ll discover
that love is all we needed from each other
We... play... together. It’s D&D.

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from From Chelsea, released September 1, 2019
Emi Wrote this song. Bardic Mystery Tour performed and recorded.

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We're a band of bards solving mysteries when we're out on tour. We promise that you won't get bored. It's the Bardic Mystery Tour! (Liveplay 5e DnD Podcast.)

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