1. |
Bardic Inspiration
00:15
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Come out swinging
You know you're the king
A little self confidence
And you can do anything
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2. |
Travelers' Trick Duelist
00:21
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I met myself a warrior
He was spry and he was quick
He gave to me this rapier
and he taught me all its tricks
A powerful attack
is the best kind of defense
Now when I meet a foe
then they meet their bitter end
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3. |
Cure Wounds
00:25
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If you've been hit
Point me to the painful bit
By the power of this spell
I'll cure your wounds and make you well
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4. |
Detect Thoughts
00:17
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Inside your head
I cannot wait
To see the extent of
Your mistakes
Try to hide
What you know you ought
But I see inside
With Detect Thoughts
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5. |
Message
00:19
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I've got something to say
But you're so far away
I've gotta let you know
So I'll cast message now
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6. |
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If you've been hit
Point me to the painful bit
By the power of this spell
I'll cure your wounds and make you well
...
And if you're nearby
I'll be your favorite guy
I'll heal you up quick
With this secret paladin trick
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7. |
Illusory Script
00:19
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So you can read!? I couldn't care!
Keep your eyes on your own paper!
If you don't, I don't give a shit.
I'll befuddle you with illusory script.
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8. |
Light
00:26
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Baby there's some darkness all around
Take my hand and I'll guide you through the night
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9. |
Heat Metal
00:31
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First you start to sweat
as I turn up the heat
Breath in the smell
Of sweet seared meat
Braise
Broil
Roast
Sear
In a pot
or kettle
Anywhere
Heat Metal
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10. |
Speak With Dead
00:24
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I've got five questions for you
Try to see what you went through
five chances to
get to know the real you
I've got a means to an end
casting spells to speak with dead
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11. |
Detect Magic
00:26
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You've got something good,
and I've got to have it.
You can't hide it from me.
Detect magic.
There's a power inside.
I gotta classify it.
Tell me your school.
Detect magic.
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12. |
Mending
00:24
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If It breaks before it bends
I'm here to mend it whole again
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13. |
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I learned to summon a fey
from a druid I met along the way
Kitty keeps the monsters back
and stops melee attacks
that's why I'm still alive
today
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14. |
Suggestion
00:19
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Out of left field like it's no big deal
Do what I say 'cause you know I'm for real
It's just like Inception. You'll never question.
Follow instructions when I cast suggestion.
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15. |
Confusion
00:25
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You're gonna question everything that you know
Cerebral suppression... let's give it a go
Your attention is starting to slow
I cast confusion; you can't tell friend from foe
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16. |
Leomund's Tiny Hut
00:21
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L E O M U N D apostrophe S
Leoumund's got a tiny hut and it's big enough for all of us.
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17. |
Charm Monster
00:22
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You're snarling
You're bearing your teeth
Constantly snacking on player meat
You're a kitty, though you think you're a lion
I'll charm you monster. Put you on a diet.
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18. |
See Invisibility
00:23
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You try to hide from me through your magic means
I'm not tricked easily even though you are unseen
Now you are clear to me. Don't you know I can see
Invisibility!
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19. |
Mass Cure Wounds
00:35
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It heals all
It saves all
It helps all
It lifts my team up off the ground
Mass Cure Wounds Yeah!
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20. |
Eldritch Blast 1
00:21
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From the depths of my darkest hour
I reach inside for my eldritch power
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21. |
Eldritch Blast 2
00:17
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It's not a Fire Bolt or Acid Splash
Thorn Whip or Thunderclap
Ray or Frost or Shocking Grasp
My secret weapon is a spell called Eldritch Blast
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22. |
Arms of Hadar
00:32
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Listen up, Bealze-cubs
'Cause you're all about to die
In the arms of an Old One
Dark star in the sky
Arms
Hadar
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23. |
Eyebite
00:20
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Blackened eyes; It's not a fist fight
Scared and sick; you're asleep in my sight
This time around, I think I might
Eyebite Eyebite Eyebite
Eyebite Eyebite Eyebite
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24. |
Song of Rest
00:52
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Put your weapons down
As we all gather around
Don't make a peep
Try to sleep
We're all restin' bards now
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