Grab your friends and head on down
To the newest show in town
You never will believe your eyes
A seven foot tall menace with
Killer licks, funky beats
And breath to melt your face
You gotta get up and dance the night away

You better be sure to dress the part
Fine clothes are what you need
Dress to impress, don't make a mess
But it's fine if you smell rank
Rub elbows with the elite
If you can't rub nothing else
You gotta dress up and drink the night away

Green and tall and mighty was he
Tusks and rough, completely filthy
Grungo, his name was Grundledore
He slayed with Antler Mayhem—
What a half orc!

I’ve got a scheme to get rich quick
But ya gotta wear long sleeves
Step right up to the table here
And reveal your “lucky” cards
Seven aces, twenty jacks
Six pips on every die
You gotta sit down and play the night away

It might be time to spend that gold
Can’t let the evening end
Fuel on up, and get some grub
And make some brand new friends:
Prostitutes, rack of lamb,
A bathtub full of wine
You gotta chow down and soak the night away

Green and tall and mighty was he
Tusks and rough, completely filthy
Grungo, his name was Grundledore
He slayed with Antler Mayhem—
What a half orc!

Grab your friends and head on down
To the newest show in town
You never will believe your eyes:
A seven foot tall menace with
Killer licks, funky beats
And breath to melt your face
You gotta get up and dance the night away

Green and tall and mighty was he
Tusks and rough, completely filthy
Grungo, his name was Grundledore
He slayed with Antler Mayhem—
What a half orc!

Green and tall and mighty was he
Tusks and rough, completely filthy
Grungo, his name was Grundledore
He slayed with Antler Mayhem—
What a half orc!